Still, Tuesday’s Time-Warp TV was very sweet.
Kelly, sensing the focus would shift to the newly named co-host as soon as she spoke his name, stalled as long as possible. She prattled on about her 59 non-winning guest hosts who have appeared on the show with her since Regis Philbin threw in the towel 10 months ago — after Disney declined to cough up the cash Rege needed to stick around the show he’d headlined in syndication for more than two decades.
“We finally have our new guy. That’s right, I said, ‘guy.’ This morning on ‘GMA,’ I wouldn’t even commit to whether it was as guy or a girl. I was so secretive!” Kelly said.
“You’re the best audience. I love you guys. I really appreciate all your input during our co-host search. . . . Stop sending me your résumés to my home address. . . . I’ve been very fortunate. . . . I’ve sat next to so many talented people. . . . I have enjoyed every single solitary person, except for, like, one. The staff is laughing because they know it’s true,” she continued in what may be her highest concentration of “I’s” per second yet.
“But now it’s time for a new era of our show to begin. . . . It gives me great pleasure to introduce the newest member of our ‘Live!’ family. We are honored to have him — Michael Strahan!”
Strahan was seen getting out of a large SUV, with its black-tinted windows, and running into the studio past a cloud of confetti and balloons. Kelly jumped into his arms, and he carried her across the goal line while whispering things into her ear. She kissed him on the lips. The audience woo-hooed.
“We’re like that insane couple from ‘The Bachelor,’ ” Kelly said, dutifully plugging another Disney show.
“I missed you so much. I really missed you,” she told Strahan, who had guest co-hosted the show 20 times over the past two years.
“Live!,” she warned him, is “one of those places, once you walk in, you never walk out. But it’s worth it in every sense of the word. It has changed my life. When I came to the show I had a 3-year-old little boy. . . .”
And, Kelly was off again, talking about Kelly.
RNC on Comedy Central
From 11 p.m. to midnight during the RNC confab last week, more 18- to 49-year-olds got their convention analysis from Comedy Central than from CNN or MSNBC, Comedy Central boasted Tuesday.
That said, more 18- to 49-year-olds got Republican convention analysis from Fox News Channel than from Comedy Central. That’s gotta sting, Comedy Central!
The GOP confab largely wound up each day by about 11 p.m. So talking heads on CNN and MSNBC were mostly regurgitating and chewing on that day’s RNC action — as were “The Daily Show’s” Jon Stewart and “The Colbert Report’s” Stephen Colbert. Except that the Comedy Central guys were discussing the previous day’s RNC action because they tape too early to catch the big stuff, which mostly happened between 10 and 11 p.m., when the broadcast networks also dipped into the confab action.
Getting back to who’s getting what news where:
Among 18- to 34-year-olds, however, Comedy Central was the No. 1 source of RNC news, Tuesday through Thursday nights, besting even Fox News Channel, Comedy Central bragged.
Were we debating FNC in the same way Clint Eastwood debated President Obama during his Romney warm-up speech at the RNC (the most powerful political speech since the famous Lincoln-Bookshelf debates, Colbert noted) — Fox would answer that 18-to 34-year-olds don’t watch news — they watch comedy.
And they’d be right.
To read previous columns by Lisa de Moraes, go to washingtonpost.