This was exceedingly difficult to hear from close friends but corroborates comments a few past boyfriends have made. Now I feel just . . . awful. I don’t really know what I’m doing wrong or how to change my approach, and I feel like this contradicts all the messages I’ve gotten in my adult life about sex being fun and not having to be a power chip.
I’d like the next relationship to have half a chance at success, so what can I do to make that happen? — Tough love
If it helps, it was a pretty painful question to read, too.
Not just because you’re obviously hurting — you are, I’m sorry — but because it sounds as if your friends’ well-meaning honesty crossed over the fine line between constructive and corrosive criticism. Do you really want to hang onto men who judge you for having sex at the same point in the relationship they do (barring some trippy violation of the laws of physics)?
For these few past boyfriends, I have only a “wow.”
Is the double standard alive? Sure, in some men. So avoid them.
That said, everyone has the right prescription: Do slow down, please. Way down.
The problem in taking your friends’ apparent counsel at face value is that it leaves the real problem unsolved. Hanging a “mission accomplished” banner at “stop jumping into bed with new men” ignores all the happy outcomes beyond that limit, in which men and women have turned early or even first-date sex into lasting relationships.
That’s not because they happened to connect with people who aren’t raging hypocrites (though that helps) — instead, they were able to tell the difference between a warm body and someone special. Perhaps not on that first night — impulsiveness is what it is — but in the context of their experience.
To have gotten to the relationship point with 10 different men over two years means you’ve managed to find the One Who Could Be the One every third month or so. What are the chances that so many people have really been so promising? You don’t have to be a misanthrope to think: very, very slim.
So I don’t think the issue here is your jumping into bed — it’s jumping into new men. I.e., it’s not the sex, it’s the hope for romance at breakfast afterward. If you’ve been with a guy for only a few dates or weeks, treating your involvement as a full-blown sexual and emotional commitment confers more status on your relationship than your knowledge of each other is ready to support.
Unfortunately, of the two, behavior is easier to change than expectations are; telling yourself “No sex until we’ve dated X months” and adhering to that isn’t easy, but it’s clear-cut. Telling your enthusiasm and daydreams to sit in a closet till your mutual affection, rapport and trust with a new boyfriend prove worthy of them? That involves the hard work of identifying, and admitting, why you so badly need the validation a “love life” provides.
Repairing the source of the need is the answer here. Then, more fulfilling things will follow, no matter how gaily you kick off your pants.
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Dear Carolyn: An extremely generous uncle of mine stepped forward when times got tough for my immediate family and paid for my university education and my upcoming wedding. I realize how fortunate I am. Of course, I have repeatedly expressed my gratitude to him.
Question: In the course of the imminent graduation and wedding celebrations, would it be at all appropriate to offer a toast to this gentleman and specifically speak to my guests of his generosity? On one hand it seems crass; on the other, I would like to acknowledge his tremendous support and at the same time not offend the other loving family members who are not in a position to attempt to match his generosity. — Lucky Me
Or the other loving family members who were in a position similar to yours and didn’t receive such generous help — right? That holds the potential for far more grievous offense.
When even one of your extremities says a shout-out would be crass, you’ve got a decent reason not to do it. However, the possibility of putting Uncle Bux on the spot is a decisive one. Raise a glass in thanks for his — and others’ — kindness, and renew your specific thanks more discreetly.
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